Ishmam

He had an online girlfriend named Zara, HE LOVEDDD HERRRRRRRRRR. but she cheated on him. He searched up how to make friends. He is very depressed.

"i hate myself- ishmam"

by JArredisagoodguy:) April 24, 2023

Ishpal

One the the coolest chicks ever. She'll rock your world. Just remember she's approachable but unattainable.

An Ishpal said hi to me the other day and I almost pissed my pants.

by SOMEONE :] February 25, 2008

Ishman

Born from the ashes of hell, the sacred name of Ishman is born strong and pulls hoes at a young age. They are provided with skills of a meme master and has a 16 inch shlong. They will destroy anyone in their path so step out the way.

Oh my god an Ishman! He is so hot!

by A True Buddy February 11, 2018

Ishmael Special

Rubbing your nuts with your hands, then rubbing your hands onto someone's head. Commonly done among the guys (boys, lads, mates, etc.) as a form of punishment.

"Damn, Cory just got Ishmaeled!"
"When Jamar gets back, I'm going to give him the Ishmael Special".

by asian fingers July 17, 2019

Call me Ishmael

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)

John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!

by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012

Ishmael style

When the girl sucks of the guy, he then returns the favour by eating her out. After they have both had a turn he flips her over and fucks her doggy style

‘Hey daddy let’s do it Ishmael style tonight ‘
‘Whenever you want baby’

by Lily.abcdefg July 7, 2018

ishmail

to ishmail somebody = to prank somebody

cindy: omg i got off with arthur yesterday
bethany: omg noway that's grosss.
cindy: haha i didn't really. you got ishmailed!

by sweetnat_x December 4, 2007