Porn.
by #AlexFromTarget November 09, 2014
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a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"
Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
by the my thpathe kid September 15, 2006
Paul: Have guys check out my internet!
Jon: Your too poor to have internet!
Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.
Jon: Your too poor to have internet!
Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.
by Imammyself July 30, 2009
1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
by Mike Coolo April 12, 2008
by gizmo.urmom April 27, 2006