Instigator

Someone nobody will miss, as nobody misses someone trying to walk all over them.

Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?

Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.

by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

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All people with the name of Jerome Rankin

“Jerome, all you do is instigate.” Jerome is an instigator.

by heyo wassup December 23, 2019

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Somebody that tries to change everything and everyone in someone's life into something they won't love.

The instigator wasn't going to make the guy love his neighborhood any less by getting buildings wrecked or by getting people kicked out of them.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

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The kind of person who never gets investigated, because they're always having someone else investigated.

The instigator would always have opponents investigated before they would think to investigate him/her. It was a brilliant strategy, blindsiding people that way.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

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Someone who thinks of himself/herself as David, and the other guy as Goliath in any argument or incident, thinks the other guy is always the argumentative one. Someone who will create drama out of what doesn't matter in life, and where there was no drama.

The instigator carried a couple stones for her slingshot at the beach in case the seagulls thought she was bluffing.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019

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