My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
by Dancer_grl1607 February 12, 2020
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socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off
Bro my hoe just socked my cock
by Cock of the sock March 18, 2016
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Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy
by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021
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beat me down to my socks

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.
Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.
by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023
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stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped
by ghostlover3000 September 04, 2020
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Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 06, 2016
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change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing
by Ol groper December 10, 2016
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