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Jew Bundle

a fun childhood game involving the act of throwing a penny or other small coin onto the floor, followed by screaming the obligatory 'Jew Bundle!' Everyone then piles on top of each other kicking and screaming to try and be the one to gain the fabled penny at the bottom of the human pile-on.

as practiced in playgrounds at schools up and down the land. much more fun than football or British Bulldog
*throwing a penny into the middle of a shopping mall on a saturday afternoon*

'JEW BUNDLE!'

mayhem and carnage ensues...
by neroismyhero October 30, 2009
mugGet the Jew Bundlemug.

Bundle of sticks

When you are on a social media site like fb and you can't write faggot.
That stupid bundle of sticks tried to make a pass at me so I knocked him out
by KrotchLife February 1, 2022
mugGet the Bundle of sticksmug.

Bundle of Accident

1. - An unwanted baby conceived mistakenly at any time with or without being in a drunken or drug induced state.
Michelle : Oh my god I'm going give you a little bundle of joy Subotai, I love you so much...

Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*

30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
by RandomBastard April 16, 2010
mugGet the Bundle of Accidentmug.

undies in a bundle

1. in an agitated state, annoyed

2. pissy, uptight
1. Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'm certainly not defending him, I merely wanted to present a hypothetical explanation.

2. It was rejected by an auditor with her undies in a bundle that day.
by mandingoe October 10, 2005
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Grundle Bundle

With the standard definition of grundle being the space between your ass and balls, any bundle associated therin must refer to the old kak n' balls.
That chap's pants were so tight you could see on which side he hung his grundle bundle.
by B. Peters September 16, 2005
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Bundle Fucked

The status of one who subscribes to Television, Telephone, and Internet services from a single company in a "bundle" when said company has a total network crash.
"Man! I had the whole day off just to call my girl, surf the net, and watch Cinemax but Comcast crashed and I was Bundle Fucked all day"!
by Aaron Moe February 21, 2009
mugGet the Bundle Fuckedmug.

bundle of fluff

(a) A cute animal. Often used to describe young pets such as kittens or puppies etc who can be caricatured, simply, by two big eyes surrounded by fur.

(b) As with any kitten synonym, it can also be used to describe a lady's nether regions
Look at my kittens. This bundle of fluff is called Moby, this one is called Mr Brown, and this one is called Bubble.
by Anon345 August 29, 2009
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