ishioma

name same meaning as Isioma but spelt differently because she’s a southern nigerian goddess, someone who loves efficiently, an individually hurt person, smart, with the most beautiful infectious smile, a nice curvy body. someone who thinks about others first, a girl with a freaky side but is also a girl you can take home to mom. a girl sufficiently beautiful inside and OUTSIDE but fails to acknowledge it. A girl with a heart of gold but has a strong mind and spirit. she’s not afraid to stand up for what she believes. She’s a proud Nigerian and carries her self in the most gracious yet humble way. but don’t mess with her cos when she snaps she lets out all her pain because she takes too much in. she’s has a humor of an angel, exceptionally funny don’t let her seriousness fool you. she’s everything you’ll want in a girl, woman, friend, best friend and wife.

boy: that girl ishioma is bad but she a snob
boy2: nah ik her she’s funny and cool you just have to see the her beyond physical beauty

girl: ye ik her she’s the most lovable person u can meet

by ttshawn May 10, 2019

ilshitmpatr

l laughed so hard i threw my phone across the room

Bro this video is so funny ilshitmpatr

by dbs3272globeabb October 27, 2022

iShot

Taking a shot with someone via a webcam. Useful to get drunk with your bro who goes to school far away.

Or a fun game to play on chat roulette; see if you can get enough people to drink with you to get hammered.

"Yo Rangie, wanna take an iShot?"
"Yeah"
or
"Hey you're not exposing your privates, wanna take a shot with me?"
"Hell yeah man, I need a drink"

by Limblessless May 14, 2010

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

ishita

someone who's the epitome of dedication, equivalent to a goddess.

She's done it already. She's very Ishita and really diligent.

by killmymoontoday September 19, 2011

iShill

Someone who falsely believes that Apple is the best phone producer in the world, and refuses to acknowledge other brands. Also, they typically do not have much knowledge about technology.

iShill: OMG, did you see the new Apple Pay feature?! You can pay using just your iPhone. This is why Apple is the best!!11!one!

Nexus Warrior: Silly iShill, that's been available on Android for years.

by Disciple of DuARTe November 8, 2014

I Shit You Not

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009