I am Ready For Hot Lovin'

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.

hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

i-ready

a hate crime

boooooooooooooooo i-ready sucks

by blosse13 September 1, 2025

I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.

student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.

by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024

I-Ready

A form of torment or torture that gives people stress, anxiety, depression, autism, and adhd. It was created by the government to brainwash kids into liking it and using it more.

my teachers always made me do i-ready, i will never get those hours back. it made me realize how shitty the government is and made me an anarchist

by corageousdefiner739 October 2, 2023

I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.

The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.

"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.

by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023