Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!
Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!
The fat chick is a hypocrite.
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!
Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!
The fat chick is a hypocrite.
by lilzor July 20, 2016

My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!
Everyone is a hypocritic!
by Baseer September 17, 2005

by Faysal Tirow April 27, 2009

1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.
2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.
by MissFlorida July 26, 2010

everyone is a fuckin hypocrite...you...me..
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....
by ~LeGiT~ December 9, 2008

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he/she/heshe does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives.
by Themassifbath July 17, 2009
