mother hubbard

not having any medical : see also bummer and medical emergency

headband: are you going to medicate?
CaliGuyMe: I'm mother hubbard I have not a thing in my cupboard.

by tetrahydroC September 10, 2011

L. Wrong Hubbard

Underground musician from Osaka and Kagoshima, Japan known for his wacky rhymes and wild-ass harmnoca riffs.

Yo, did you hear the latest L. Wrong Hubbard MP3?

by L Wrong Hubbard June 20, 2006

old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

by halibut12 February 16, 2009

Tyler 'Draco' Hubbard

a secritive creature that lurks in the sewers of canvey island, stalking its pray and straggeling them with his tears..

"at least youre not as depressed at Tyler 'Draco' Hubbard!!"

by wells and finanny September 21, 2011

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

Hubbard, L. Ron

The discoverer of ways to improve awareness, intelligence, and ethical behavior toward others. Hubbard published the first of these discoveries and step-by-step methods in the book "Dianetics, the Modern Science of Mental Health" in 1950. That book became a best-seller.

As ongoing research began to reveal and prove the existence of an eternal human soul, Hubbard founded the Church of Scientology.

L. Ron Hubbard is the founder of the Scientology religion.

by Hill-Runner February 9, 2005

Mother Hubbard

Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man
Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'

'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'

by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023