When someone comes up from behind you and puts their arms around you as to hug you and then adds a pelvic thrust into your lower region.
We were in the garage and thought nobody was looking so I surprised my wife with a humphug...unfortunately our son caught us and asked what we were doing.
by FunSherah October 17, 2011
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“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
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“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
by sodium!! December 12, 2019
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She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty
She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society
The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times
Blair and her are a power couple
She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty
She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society
The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times
Blair and her are a power couple
by Sknre November 22, 2020
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Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
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He posts white women every Wednesday, humphrey is the best meme page out there !
He posts white women every Wednesday, humphrey is the best meme page out there !
Omg did you see humphreyfromdetroit is here at our school today!! I’m gonna try to get his autograph and picture!!!
by I love humphrey November 24, 2021
Get the humphreyfromdetroit mug.A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
by Kushpig December 2, 2011
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