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honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
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Honest Playa

An individual who engages in playing the field for members of the opposite sex, the only difference to a regular playa is that this species will give you the honest heads up and provide some caveats! They will tell you they are a playa no less, rather than stinging you in the tail later!

Occurs in individuals who like their clean and dirty fun for all with no consequences and with no one getting hurt.
Also happens to individuals who may have had setbacks in their life and so want to catch up.

But at least their letting you know that they are still working themselves out and don't need any commitments.

But thats OK!
Fig Mandem 1: "Hey Shanice, yo I just broke up completely this time with Tyrone. I cried a little, we had some beautiful moments and we will always have them. I'm gonna miss him, I'm upset!

Fig Mandem 2: "He did warn you though that he was an honest playa and still working out what he wants in life and what he likes, whilst still enjoying good times with attractive ladies like yourself."

Fig Mandem 1: "I know, I guess! :D The love is now friendship, never hate, I can't hate him, he didn't lie! :)"
by The_Resurrected October 25, 2018
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Honey Bee

a meme in the bss community (due to its very handsome and smexy face), it is also treated as the almighty god of the world of bss
Beekeeper 1: i hate Honey Bee
Beekeeper 2: how dare you hate the almighty god himself Honey Bee
by Quoterm June 13, 2021
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A-cup Honey

A woman with small breasts (less than a handful), yet still proud of them and willing to flaunt them to the world.
Damn, look at the rack on that A-cup Honey, yo...she's got just enough for me to slide my shit between!
by 'Drew August 16, 2003
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Strobe-light honey

A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting
I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.
by C April 23, 2005
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Sugar Honey Ice Tea

Another way of saying the word "Shit." By the first letters of the four words spelling out the word SHIT.
"Sugar Honey Ice Tea! I subbed my toe!"
by harry bone August 20, 2008
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Honey Badger Swag

When you go out in public, dressed in a nonchalant fashion. You don't care about your physical appearance nor do you care about the coordination of the clothing you are wearing. Just like honey badger, you don't care.
Greg: Hey Isaac, what happened this morning? You are wearing plaid shorts with a fanel top plus sandals with knee high socks. And what happened to your hair? Did you wake up late?
Isaac: No, I just got that Honey Badger Swag
by GoldenBears707 May 27, 2012
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