HP

Some guys name themselves HP in the meaning of huge penis when in fact the real meaning is hypothetical excuse for a penis !

These guys are just so weird that they get off by their girl friends calling them “daddy” . They just love fathers!

Girl: baby I’m ready to take you completely.
HP: ... bye !

by YasssP August 18, 2018

HP

Another way of saying a girl has a hairy pussy.

Mary Duhanm has a very bad case of hp.

by Buffy the white girl slayer April 22, 2005

HP

HP - Hewlett Packard.
Formerly one of the best electronic test equipment companies in the world, now a crappy computer company.

Agilent Technologies - oh, you mean 'The company formerly know as HP'.

by fire_fiorina May 13, 2005

HP

The gangsta-est hood in the nati, abreviation for hyde park

The HP was feared and envied by all other hoods and thuggs.

by Franky P February 20, 2004

HP

Also know as Hazel Park Michigan a shitty as 2 mile by 2 mile city where 50 % of the population is skanky whores who give head for fun due to their fetish for dicks !!

HP hoes like to give head !!

by Angela August 30, 2003

HP

House Party.
(Like face time but lots of ppl can join.)

Pu on hp

by Xxbabes May 15, 2018

HP

Hangover Poo

*Zoe walks into common room*
"gee i did two HPs this morning"
"what the fuck?! at nicoles house? you filthy animal"
"noooo, one at nicoles and one at mine, its ok though cause they were only small"

by Dorski March 6, 2009