HP

Stands for Hewellet-Packard, a computer company. The one good thing that has come out of this venture is the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
The complete definition of a HP computer is: crap
Do you still have that HP?
Do you mean the computer I threw in the landfill?
by digital_heretic December 23, 2004
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cLAN

Clackamas Alternative LANning. It's a new gaming clan/LANning group. They like to call this new fusion "cLANning" and call themselves "the next generation in cLANning."
You hear about that new group, cLAN? Yeah... we're really watching out for them.
by digital_heretic April 25, 2006
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