hoetastic

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

homtastic

Combination of homosexual and fantastic.

Something that is fantastically gay

Dave: Did you see that pink jeep
Pete: Yeah, it was homtastic

by Shouty McShout April 11, 2005

Hotistic

Hotistic is a word to describe a girl who at first glance appears to be hot but gives the impression that she is autistic based on her gestures, posture, or ridiculous faces in photos over the internet.

Guy1: Hey man did you see Alyssa's new profile picture?

Guy2: Yes I did she looks really hotistic.

Guy1: I know the face she made looks really dull and lifeless.

by CommaHicks December 18, 2012

hoetastic

To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe

That skirt is hoetastic

by Miss chevious July 20, 2005

Hortastic

A description of a situation that is both horrible and fantastic at the same time.

Any visibly unsafe situation brought on by heaps of clothing, old newspapers and floor-to-ceiling rat towers becomes exponentially hortastic when there’s a loaded 12-gauge or two jammed in the center of it all.

by Turik March 9, 2010

hiptastic

When one has a dogey hip.. and it causes them pain the hip is said to be "hip tastic"

"ooow my hips gone hiptastic!"

by embo street December 19, 2004

Hamtastic

sooper or awesome

I am so Hamtastic

by turnbuckle timmy February 19, 2003