Hostile Takeover 

V. When you tie up your partner and proceed to have anal sex with them using a condom. Keeping the cum inside the condom it is then removed, sealed with a knot, then tied around your partners head between the upper and lower jaw after which you vacate the premises. Only after they get a "Taste of Freedom" can they effectively yell for help. Most preferably done in a hotel room with a one night stand or hooker. Place partner in front of television for moral support. See also; Taste of Freedom.

As a noun/ I picked up a hooker on the hill in Mex. last night. I didn't want to pay her so I performed a Hostile Takeover.

Hostile Takeover by JJoness September 1, 2008

Hostile Intent 

Ehem. August 1st has came and passed, no HI, WOW! isn't that just the weirdist thing :|. HI has only been in production since 1999, its 2003, and Half Life is somewhat dying. By the time HI comes out the HL engine will be outdated.

HI is a waste of time and energy, it has been revamped several times..

Hostile Intent by Anonymous February 9, 2003

Hostile Hodges 

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.

Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.

Hostile Hodges by thegoods24 July 13, 2010

Hostile obedience 

The act of following directions from an authority figure to the nth degree all the while knowing that the effort will yield meaningless/worthless data or results. This is generally accompanied with the smug self-satisfaction of knowing that you have wasted 6 weeks completing a project whose value is zero and being able to tell you boss with a smart-ass grin that you did exactly what you were told.

There are two types of bad employees - one never does what is asked of them - the other only does what is asked of them. A person who practices hostile obedience falls into this second category

Hostile obedience by HiWay61 December 6, 2012

Hostile sleepover 

The decision by numerous drunk and high party guests to sleep over at the hosts’ house without proper permission.

As in a hostile takeover, these party-shareholders acquire the target’s assets, such as sofa cushions and armchairs, and force the hosts to accept the merging of their bedrooms into communal cesspools.

The aftermath of a hostile sleepover may see animosity between the hosts and the guests, as well as the gutting of hosts’ refrigerators and towels as guests seek to serve short-term hunger and hygiene needs.

Mitchell and Andrew had a Halloween party, everyone brought a plus one, and by 2AM with six people passed out on the couch and on the floor, it was clear a hostile sleepover was about to take place.

Hostile sleepover by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

hostile witness 

someone who pretends to be on your side but does everything in there power to make you look stupid

james got kicked off the record label; but was rehired later; hes now an hostile witness towards the record Label

hostile witness by the juroy January 28, 2020

Hostile banana

A big, fully erect cock that Choke's any girl that deep throat it.

I made Sara choke on my big, hostile banana.

Hostile banana by Rick wtb dick September 15, 2020