Tim Hortons

The President of Canada. That's right. Tim Hortons owns Canada. And we couldn't be more happy.

U.S.A. has Obama, Canada has Tim Hortons!!

Who are we going to turn to for our economic problems? Timmy's!!

by Cobes February 17, 2010

The Reverend Horton Heat

The best Rockabilly,Psychobilly,Southern Rock band ever.

Well known from kids and douchebags from there song "Psychobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero II.

Don:Jim Heath from The Reverend Horton Heat,I'd really like to taste him.

by ROYRULES! October 16, 2008

Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.

This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.

by some punk kid May 1, 2005

tim hortons

the best donuts in north america

Let's go to tim hortons

by mmmm donuts May 16, 2008

Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010

Hortitorture

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.

It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!

by Raisonman April 1, 2010

Hale Hortler

The intentional misspelling of the phrase, "Heil Hitler," accompanied by a poorly drawn swastika.

Hans: Ve haffe ein new recruit vith us today

Heinrich: Be careful, I hear he's a veal dummkopf
Kaiser: hello friends! I am glad to pe vorking vith you! Hale Hortler!

by Y'all Mind If I November 3, 2019