Hoover

it means sucking dick

"Teigan like to hoover a lot, if you know what i mean

by soft boi clique January 9, 2019

Hoover

a girl who really knows how to suck dick

Man that bitch was suckin' it like a Hoover, but the dumb bitch stopped early and now she's blind in one eye (from my jizz).

by Nick D February 13, 2003

hoovered

to get an abortion

"you better get that shit hoovered"

by cdollaz December 21, 2008

The Hoover

While in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. It is a cleaning position. You clean your floor and have fun doing it.

Person 1-"Hey bill your floor looks really clean. Did you actually clean?"
Person 2-"Nah bro. I turned victoria into the hoover last night. She was pissed!"

by madlaxind7 March 6, 2008

Hoovered

To be utterly drunk

min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!

by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

Hoovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!

by Malc. August 27, 2007

Hoover

An other word for Marijuana (pot, weed, kush, etc...).

"I be smokin' on that hoover!"
"yo man that party was crazy bro, Jimmy had a pound of hoover!"

by FookieBookie June 8, 2013