brooke hogan

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

chokin the hogan

The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.

Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

hogfather

To change the image of a person from frightening/evil into a cuddly/cute/family-appropriate equivalent, keeping much of the form but none of the substance. Derived from the title character in the Terry Pratchett book, "Hogfather", who starts out as a symbol of barbaric executions and ends up as an equivalent to Santa Claus

Have you seen the Darth Vader Christmas Ornaments? That is some brutal hogfathering, right there.

by scotte61 November 6, 2014

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Hoganed

When you cum in a girls eye

When I cam I Hoganed and she got mad and yelled at me

by The Hogan October 14, 2016

Hoeland

Because Holland is filled with hoes.

Sam Fisher: ...When the metres at 4 i'm light up like a Dutch brothel as Lambert would say... I dont wanna know how he knows that...
Lambert: Because it's Hoeland!

by C00T November 21, 2010

Hogwarts

the best wizarding school in the world. But not the best wizarding school in the galaxy. the best wizarding school in the galaxy is Pigfarts

gotta get back to hogwarts!
Gotta get back to school!
gottta get back to hogwarts!
'cos everybody knows I am cool.
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts
It's all that I love and it's all that I need at hogwarts Hogwarts!

by Professional Nargle Stunwitch August 23, 2011