hipsterechtomy

The de-hipsterizing of someone or some thing.

That guy's a real douche bag he needs a hipsterechtomy.

by DKLounge June 9, 2009

Hipslut

A hipslut is a Hipster Slut. This often describes an average teenage girl who wears any kind of galaxy item or similar, high waisted shorts and crop tops. They also like to wear religious Christian cross accessories when most of them arent religious anyway & over-accessorise. They wear daisy chain headbands, vans, usually 'dip dye' their hair and wear too much makeup. They also have a weird obsession with triangles. They often only do this for attention from guys even though it doesn't make them anymore attractive. They spend most of their time on tumblr posting irrelevant, disgusting, time-wasting pictures.They refer to themselves as "hipster's" when in fact, they are another trend of mainstream since most teenage girls are hipsters anyway. Most normal teenage girls decide to turn into a hipslut because they think they look attractive and 'cool' when in fact, people just mock them.

omg hipslut alert. run as fast as you can before they kill you with their triangles!

by hIderEiMahrA October 16, 2012

hipster bike

usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.

Peter: Ay Solo, check my hipster bike. I gave a tune up and a purple paint job.
Solo: GG!

by PeterNguyen February 17, 2009

hippy highball

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.

(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.

by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010

Hipsterection

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.

"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."

by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

Hipster Death

Sudden and/or unexpected death caused by failing to take into consideration one's surroundings and environment in the pursuit of being cool.

Jamie and his hipster friends were jamming with their acoustic guitars in the street in Pamplona during the running of the bulls. They died a hipster death.

John had his loose toque pulled down too low over his eyes when he went for a walk. He wandered right into the middle of the street and was hit by a car which resulted in his hipster death

by poopie butt August 20, 2012

hipster daily

Daily newspaper whose main audience are hipsters, students and other middle-class pseudo-intellectuals. Usually "liberal" in the sense of pseudo-left and fashion-left. Writers often try smugly to appear witty and clever. Regularly with product placement for "rebell fashion" like Apple.

Basically any developed country has a hipster daily which are usually referred as "quality newspaper".

Choose the hipster daily of your nation:
The New York Times (US), The Guardian (UK), Le Monde (FR), El País (ES), Suddeutsche Zeitung (GER), Der Standard (AUT), Gazeta Wyborcza (POL), Radikal (TUR) and so on...

by yo_cats November 17, 2012