hinge end

A slang term used to describe your peredium. (see peredium)

She sucked it to the hinge end

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.

“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”

by PandaNecrophillia August 9, 2017

Mary Hinge

Mary Hinge is a Spoonerism (or very nearly) for Hairy Minge.

A Spoonerism is where the initial letters (or syllabols) of two words, as in "Mary Hinge" becomes "Hairy Minge", are accidentaly swapped to make two more words, usually with a comic outcome. Sometimes the Spoonerising of two words deliberately is to diguise rude sayings in mixed company. i.e. Sweaty Bollocks become Betty Swallocks. Simple!

by Favey Dyfe March 19, 2010

Hingis

Autocomplete fail for "hungry".

I need to eat because I'm Hingis.

by jimbojw November 6, 2019

The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it

I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...

by sombrero stan December 16, 2005

off the hinges

Awesome, unbelievably good. Cousin to "off the hook" and "off the chain".

Oh man, that party was off the hinges!

by B.I. April 7, 2003