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Hetty

Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??

Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.

Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
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Hetty

The act of a girl vanishing early from a party for no apparent reason.

Typically done without anybody's knowledge.

Usually signalled by a quick glance at a watch/clock. Often coupled with a look of complete disinterest.

The 'Kaiser Soze' is the male version of this act.
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Guy1 : Wheres that girl?
Guy2: I don't know. I saw her looking at her watch - maybe she pulled a Hetty.
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John/Kate: Its 10.55 I think I'll Kaiser Soze/Hetty at 11.00 sharp.
by Lloyd Wolf August 7, 2009
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Hethen

you hethen
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hothy

That Pokémon’s hothy hit was incredible!
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Hetty

Hetty is bootiful
by Hettsey July 15, 2020
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Lil' Hether

When someone is being annoying or abusive. Usually ignoring people or sending rude content on snapchat.
When Lettie is at stagecoah, she acts a Lil' Hether when she doesn't reply to Lily and Betty on Snapchat. Nicola, the savage slut normally acts like this as well.
by Classy Hobo February 19, 2017
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