HeshTD

Having sexual intercourse or engaging in a caressing manner with a hesh person. It is a severely scary and harsh disease that is only now augmenting. Common HeshTD's are coffin dick/vagina, turtle dick and taco dick. Scientists are only now discovering more extreme variations of HeshTD's.

Adam: Yo man I had sex with melissa at the party last night!

Kevin: Dude she has HeshTD's!! Your gonna die from coffin dick!

Adam: No my dick is gonna fall off or worse!!!

by HeshScientist June 16, 2009

hesstick

A type of hangnail, specifically a long skinny rod of nail material that sprouts between the side skin and the nail itself. Found only on fingernails and often painful to remove.

He reached over to hold my hand and became impaled on my hesstick.

by Hedda LeTuce June 13, 2011

Heshinie

A delight to handle she is very successful and is full of positivity and beauty

I am a Heshinie

by NamesDefine.org December 28, 2021

Escalator Hesitator

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.

great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..

by silkist October 28, 2010

Hashtag's Disease

When someone thinks they're really clever because they make half their post or Tweet a hashtag. So they do it all the time.

Real life instances of "Hashtag's Disease":

I was home two hours late for curfew. Oh wait, #WHYDOIHAVEACURFEW

I AM IN BED SO EARLY AND IT FEELS SO NICE! #igothomebeforemyparentsdid #notabigdeal

by Screamin' Squirter September 21, 2011

Hashtag

If you have been on Twitter, you may have seen a "hashtag." To put it simply, a hash tag is simply a way for people to search for tweets that have a common topic and to begin a conversation. For example, if you search on #LOST (or #Lost or #lost, because it's not case-sensitive), you'll get a list of tweets related to the TV show. What you won't get are tweets that say "I lost my wallet yesterday" because "lost" isn't preceded by the hash tag.

Hashtags believed to have originated on Twitter but, interestingly enough, it is not a Twitter function. Some believe it began when the broken plane luckily landed in the Hudson River in early 2009, some Twitter user wrote a post and added #flight1549 to it. I have no idea who this person was, but somebody else would have read it and when he posted something about the incident, added #flight1549 to HIS tweet. For something like this, where tweets would have been flying fast and furiously, it wouldn't have taken long for this hash tag to go viral and suddenly thousands of people posting about it would have added it to their tweets as well. Then, if you wanted info on the situation, you could do a search on "#flight1549" and see everything that people had written about it.

Take this ashtag for example: #worstjobeverhad. This Hash tag would compel many others to share the worst jobs they've ever had, thus contributing to a fun conversation. It can be used for specific searches or individual twitters that begin them for their followers.

For further clarification on hashtags and for everything for everything else Twitter please visit: TwitterFanZone.com

by itweet November 15, 2010

hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003