Herterosanket

any object providing temporary insulation and sexual security from a homosexual situation.

rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.

"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted

by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009

hermeline

noun. Name of a cute and cuddly puppy. Often hyper. appears to have springs for legs. has a big personality, but is of small stature.

This new puppy I got is such a Hermeline!

I know! You just can't help but love it.

by zombie bunny December 28, 2009

playing dj hero with herself

when a girl masturbates and uses the motion of a dj as a way to masturbate,THUS playing dj hero with herself.

Guy 1: dude,she won't answer the phone!
Guy 2:maybe she's playing dj hero with herself. heheheh.

by thatmetalhead January 25, 2011

Herter

A man with a little dick

hey that dude over there is a herter

by kayinu February 4, 2015

Tin Hertelendi

Fat

Tin Hertelendi=FAAAAT

by ErosK October 14, 2021

Herelpme

A medical condition that happens to men when they get an erection that is so big that it pulls so that it tightens. This causes the male exclaim "Help me", but comes out as "Herelpme"

My face still hurts from that herelpme I got when I saw your sister undressing

by Shenty June 17, 2008

hextell

The act of hanging off the side of your car while receiving a blow job through the window.

"Dude on the way to the restaurant last night, i got Katy to pull over and hextell me"

by katie marie February 23, 2014