Hemis

A shy, retiring creature who lives in the naughty forest and dislikes the climbing of ladders.

Look at the norks on that Hemis!

by losibis January 17, 2021

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorrhoids

Last night I was tossing a hemi with preperation H on my tongue.

by Dickwyne January 17, 2024

Te Hemi

A person who is down to earth and cool, They're funny and loyal but are low-key and quiet.

Oh that person is a Te Hemi.

by Asu Sala November 27, 2021

Hemi

A gender neutral term for piss goblins

"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly idk. idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."

-The Hemi

by Piss Legend October 15, 2021

hemi

short for hemorrhoid

ur a hemi

by petri :^) June 8, 2018

Hemi

Hemi is a terrible engine made by (Fiat) Chrysler that's owned pansy ass men or woman.
Hemi also means "Heavy, Emotionally frustrated, Miserable, incel".

"Oh you have a Hemi in your Ram 1500? I hope you know that hemi means 'Heavy, Emotionally frustrated, Miserable, incel'?

by Sin the Fire Demon April 20, 2019

Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’

I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?

by imaGentleman March 20, 2024