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Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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Heifered

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.
Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."
by ykayfields May 28, 2011
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Heifer

You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.
by ActualJohnCena May 7, 2020
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heifer

a bigger woman that you very much dislike and making fun of.
That heifer need to lose some weight with her fat ass.
by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020
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Heifer

1.) Formally, Heifers are female cows who have not yet given birth to a calf. Farmers can raise heifers for dairy or for meat. In the 1830s, heifer, which is pronounced "HEFF-er," was first used as slang for "woman" or "girl." Since then, it took on the meaning of a female who is obese.

2.) The Gen-X version of a “Karen” so named because of the common name of “Heather” in this generation. They are far more intense & hard to deal with than their previous generation & are more snobby, egotistical, controlling, angry, loud, greedy, & want to be the ones who control & dominate in their industry because they feel they are the generation in charge & in control & that because of the advancement in female empowerment brought on by their parent’s generation it gives them a sort of exclusive “Black Card” to be more bratty than a Karen or Ken has ever been.
Exercise absolute extreme caution when dealing with Heifer’s.
1.) “Look at those Heifer’s in the field!”
2.) “Look at that Heifer smashing all the plates in that shop & causing a great disturbance just because she didn’t get her way with getting the discount price for them. Someone’s calling the police now.”
by The Sigma Lion February 14, 2023
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Heiferness

Hef-fur-ness

Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
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Heiferness

< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood.

Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.

Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
Damn her heiferness is hard to understand, what did she say Helen??!
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
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