hedonist

Those who seek fulfilment through pleasure in life.

See also: epicurean

I am a dirty hedonist. Take off your pants and lather yourself in this chocolate syrup.

by Rusty March 4, 2005

Heaton

a severe form of scaring rug burn typically found on the knee(s).

I got a heaton on my knees last night from humping on the floor.

by Jrockati December 9, 2008

hammer heading

the term for when a man takes extacy and viagra. the viagra is taken because of the comon erectile disfunction assosiated with MDMA

guy 1: Dude, me and Ashley are gunna do E and im gunna screw her.
guy 2: Dude, that aint gunna work, you need to go Hammer Heading.

by ykwtdtgluip January 11, 2008

headconvo

A conversation simulated in your head. Usually never happens in real life, is had for hypothetical purposes.

Headconvos present the opportunity for you to decide someone else's responses.

Guy #1: So what time do you want picking up tomorrow?
Guy #2: What for, are we going somewhere?
Guy #1: Yeah to th- wait, I asked you about it in a headconvo. Uh... You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Guy #2: Um... Sure...?

by Nottel Inyu April 25, 2010

ye headin

Are you going? used in the north of Ireland

are ye headin down here with me or what?

by Alcap0ne April 15, 2008

jebaited peace ima headout

These words are used by a certain ongoing organization called the Jebaited squad. This clan is spread all around the world with different sectors around the world, the words "jebaited peace ima headout" is used by them to say "bye". It's their symbol, they will leave before you can question was they just said. Beware...

Teacher: Alright class you can leave the call
Jebaited user: jebaited peace ima headout
*leaves call*
Teacher: what was that? Hello? Hello!!?!?!

by Phineas#1366 December 6, 2020

Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009