(rain falling outside)
Ben: Do you know what this rain means?
Paul: No, What?
Ben: Some girls will have their headlights on today.
Ben: Do you know what this rain means?
Paul: No, What?
Ben: Some girls will have their headlights on today.
by Sirk10 April 21, 2008
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Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.
by damzaha June 26, 2010
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To win or achieve greatness despite circumstances which would normal prevent one to do so (this originated from a season 1 Robot Chicken segment titled '3 Fast 3 Furious which satired both Cannonball run and Fast/Furious movies - The world's most famous cars-from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee-race against each other. In the segment Ponch and Jon from the series 'Chips' are part of the race. In a freak accident Ponch is decapitated. Despite having no head, Ponch wins the race.
"Fucking pulls off a headless ponch last night! Pukes on himself, busts up his head, and still manages to score that hot little skank!"
by kennyactionfigure November 27, 2012
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~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here
by Anvils February 25, 2020
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A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by wes b January 17, 2007
Get the Texas Trouser Headlock mug.A joy-bringing object found on the ground. The term often refers to drugs found on the ground at a music festival. Important: one does not have to find heady buds in order to claim a heady ground score. All weed found on the ground is heady, because there is no weed better than free weed.
"I found an eighth near the stage when the crowd was leaving. Total heady ground score!"
"I heady ground scored a heady crystal wrap while I was eating this heady burrito I got from this heady cat that looked just like Jerry!"
"I heady ground scored a heady crystal wrap while I was eating this heady burrito I got from this heady cat that looked just like Jerry!"
by High Stepper February 23, 2009
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"This is heady bud--I can't stop thinking about recursion"
"This is heady bud--I can't stop thinking about myself thinking about recursion"
"This is heady bud--I can't stop adding defintions to UrbanDictionary.com"
"This is heady bud--I can't stop thinking about myself thinking about recursion"
"This is heady bud--I can't stop adding defintions to UrbanDictionary.com"
by Roldick October 19, 2003
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