hasselhoffing

The act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.

I was totally Hasselhoffing my Big Mac when I got home from the bar.

by Deni Gra November 7, 2007

hausemaster

one of the two founders of 2b2t the most autistic place online

oh hausemaster do you want to build a base to gather hause hause hause

by 4b4t March 6, 2017

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed

I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 June 16, 2007

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 11, 2003