real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Rock hard

Me after thinking of 34dd

I love being rock hard

by I just want some LULW's September 26, 2021

rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 1, 2022