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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
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handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
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Handicap

1-A person who is disabled

2-Someone who is stupid/does something stupid
“You drank the can of bulmers i had saved you fucking handicap”
by misterloud December 14, 2022
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Handicap racist

To bully a handicap person for they’re disability or mimicking their handicap.
Jr, you can’t wear an air cast as a fashion accessory, it’s handicap racist.
by Tinker10 March 16, 2021
mugGet the Handicap racistmug.

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand
Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.
by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016
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Handicap

Justin your the definition of handicap, said maxwell
by Ding you May 9, 2018
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handicap booty

when u get pounded so bad u cant walk anymore and u become handicapped
“Wow he was so good in bed last night that now I have a handicap booty”
by poopskeet123 September 16, 2025
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