hamparts

Cognate with hampacket (qv), but can refer to either male or female genitalia.

"Rock out with your cock out!"

"Actually I would rather wave my hamparts from the ramparts."

by Hitmouse December 12, 2009

hampster

A common misspelling of hamster.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

New Hampster

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Hamhandling

The complete and total pleasuring of a woman by any means necessary.

Roberto gave that Busty Blonde Waitress from Pub Italia the Hamhandling of a lifetime.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 19, 2006

New Hampshire

Beautiful place. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. If you have a preference for the fall weather, this is the place to be. Extremely down to earth and friendly people. No sales or income tax means very helpful to your bank accounts, especially with a good job! Very clean and lots of outdoors activities! Arts and entertainment has plenty to offer, though a bit on the small-scale side, even for a small area. Plenty of bars and pubs, and one or two good clubs (only in Manchester). Now the bad: the only knock to NH is when it comes to initial dating and that aspect of social life...the women here are absolutely ridiculous! I've travelled all across America and have never encountered such unfounded drama or stupidity. Imagine how high school was, and add maturity (but nothing else). And all that is just for trying to get that first date!! However, as the natives told me how they cope with it, the saving grace is that Maine and Massachussetts are nearby. I tell you, it IS a huge difference, but it's a damn shame for all there is to offer here...skiing, white-water rafting, Southern New Hampshire still has a "small big city" vibe, etc. Oh, and they know how to drink.

Some of the most fun cities of New Hampshire include Manchester, Portsmouth, Dover, and Nashua.

by TravellerNY December 28, 2005

Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

by He who knows11 September 22, 2020

Sticky Hampson

The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.

Example One

Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?

Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.

Example 2

Neil: How was you date last night?

Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.

*High Fives*

by Moulay June 1, 2011