Hamlet

Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.

Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.

"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!

by yuxal June 30, 2020

Charles Hamilton

a rapper. He's good.

Charles Hamilton has some clever ass, dope ass lyrics.

by Doobbiedoctor July 1, 2009

Hamilton, MA

Hamilton, Massachusetts is the epitome of a prep town. Where everyone owns horses and has an average property value of 600,000$, let alone the average house price of like 2,000,000$. It's a very unique conservative based town, with a population of around 10,000. The girls are hot, but preppy and hard to get. The Hamilton-Wenham regional high school is ranked 10th in the state for education. There are no chain resturaunts save for dunkin donuts. The best place for pizza is HW house of pizza, and if you have ever gotten in a fight, or get a grade average under B-, you are ridiculed.

Conversation: (guy from Revere) Where are you from?
(Hamiltonian) I'm from Hamilton, MA, yeah you've probably never heard of it. (guy from revere, one out of 20 people who actually knows where Hamilton is) Oh yeah you own horses?

by BayRoad September 24, 2011

Richard Hamilton

Plays for the Detroit Pistons. Used to play for the Washington Wizards but got traded to Detroit for Jerry Stackhouse.

A very underrated player. Much better than Jerry Stackhouse. Should definitely be an all-star!

by sigzag February 3, 2004

Hamilton

I walk these streets famished. The plan is to fan out this spark into flame. But damn, it's getting dark let me spell out my name: I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R we are meant to be.

Person 1: Dude have you seen Hamilton? Person 2: Yes it's one of the best plays ever

by Professional Fangirl 🌊⚡️ February 28, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton was one of the most underappreciated Founding father of the United States of America. He was born in the mid 1700's in the West Indies in the town of Nevis. Attending King's College (later known as Columbia) at the age of 19, and began to opine his Federalist points of view in local New York newspapers. He was fluent in French, a delightful businessman, and a devoted religious and political scholar. His multitude successes in life were ironic considering his tumultuous childhood during which he moved to several outlets in the British West Indy isles and was "fathered" by unworthy stepfathers who continued to abandon him. He died at the age of 45 in a duel with Aaron Burr, his foremost political adversary.

Alexander Hamilton was illigetimate

by mike potter September 25, 2005

Hamilton Hard-on

When a guy gets so excited about something that is non-sexual that he gets wood. Usually involves sports or money.

Dude, I was walking out of the club last night when I found ten dollars on the ground and was so excited that I got a Hamilton Hard-on

by Jonny B198 August 7, 2010