Hamajang

Describes anything out of place, messy, or unorganized

My hair was all hamajang so i when put hair gel for make'em look nice

by Beer Drinker 808 July 31, 2012

Hiro Hamada

He is the protagonist from big hero 6 he is an inventor and has been paired by many. His his cute mop messy black(or brown) and chestnut brown eyes he is the best protagonist ever made by Disney.

Hiro Hamada and his trusty friend baymax always have fun

by Derpybaymax;D March 3, 2015

Habadassery

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

hamajang

Fucked up.

She looked good till her panties came off, her punani was all hamajang.

by Kealohi September 10, 2003

Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)

Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012

Haadia

A beautiful girl who I love and means the world to me.

Haadia I really love you.

by Haadia's man July 22, 2019

Hamas

Hamas, v. When a retaliation is punished far worse than the original action.

Teacher: "Ben, did you you just knock Aaron unconscious?"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's punched me 7,500 times in the 2001-2009 period!"
Teacher "We have to help Aaron, he looks really hurt. Ben, sit in the corner. This is all your fault."
Sam: "Dude, you just got hamased."

by Ben from 1550 January 14, 2009