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Van Halen

When somebody repeatedly taps on a woman’s clit until they have an eruption (squirt).
I Van Halened Sharon last night & she blasted all over my face!
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Van Halen

Van Halen started life as a paid bar band that gained a considerable live following in the 1970's. Frontman David Lee Roth grew up in an affluent California family which helped the talented Van Halen brothers and their bassist/backing vocalist make it in the Sunset Strip scene.

A considerable part of the Van Halen sound was the futuristic, tehnique laden approach of Eddie Van Halen (guitar, keyboards), although their music remained routed in their classic rock covers band material. Van Halens image, album covers and iconic videos were pieced together or driven by David Lee Roth, who was also a quotable tv and radio personality.

Van Halen is also a prime example of branded music entertainment; the band and its singers have collectively produced guitars, picks, amplifiers, t-shirts, cooking items, bikes, sunglasses, hats, videos, books and a specialist fans-only magazine called 'the Inside', all designed to extend and, some would say, water down the Van Halen name.

Fans are usually in favour of the bands earlier albums, in particular the guitar opus Fair Warning and their chart topping 1984 disc, titled "1984". In 1985 the bands singer and biggest personality was replaced by a mediocre classic rock/80's pomp rock vocalist called Sammy Hagar, who had released excellent and not-so-excellent material since the early 70's.
Van Halen is f*cking cool

No - Van Halen is not cool, its overrated suburban b-grade metal crap
by Shifty 333 June 23, 2010
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Van Halen

An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.
I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck
by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005
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Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss!!
Fuck! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard! haha
by oka July 21, 2006
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the worst fuck'in band to set foot on earth i'd say that damn near anybody could run cicels around eddie playing guitar that includes my 8 year old cousin o yeah one more thing Jimmy Page is god of all
Van Halen sucks more nuts that a a mouse
by CROWLEY April 10, 2005
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Van Halen Shuffle

Spontaneous, short, quick, movement of the feet. Occurs when you remember something, and/or want to laugh, but have to keep quite/don't want to make a sceen.
Sitting in class taking a test, your friend makes a suggestive movement which refers to an inside joke, you then release a Van Halen Shuffle.
by bananaman2468 December 15, 2010
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Van Halen

I went to see Van Halen last night.
by A retarded furry September 4, 2021
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