A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.
First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.
First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.
by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007
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Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday
by ElleSinga December 30, 2011
Get the hanukah bush mug.The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.
Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.
by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009
Get the Hanus Crime mug.Haaniya is a really great person. She can be a bad bitch sometimes but also be your humble queen. Haaniya will always be there when you need her to and give you the best advice she can ever give. She’ll give you comfort like no other. If you have a friend named Haaniya make sure you keep her and if u don’t she’ll keep u lmfaoo. Besides her amazing personalities, she’s beautiful. She has the bright eyes and most warm hearted smile. Anyways stan haaniya cause she’s a queen periodt.
person #1: Haaniya is so fun and cool!
person #2: ikr she did a triple flip on the roof top the other day !
person #2: ikr she did a triple flip on the roof top the other day !
by iatemysoup360 May 15, 2020
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Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob
I love you, Thank you Jacob
by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006
Get the hanukkah mug.The interweaving of Christian and Jewish holidays for those individuals that have married outside of their respective faiths.
Ephraim a Jewish man married Mary a Christian Woman. In their inability to decide which Holiday to Observe they created Hanumas. Where they give gifts over many days rather than just one day.
Other References:
christmakwanzakah
Christmakkah
Other References:
christmakwanzakah
Christmakkah
by Oliver Closeov December 22, 2005
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"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"
"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"
by yomommasofat June 28, 2009
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