gusset guppies

Semen or 'little swimmers' found in the gusset of a females underwear after a sexual encounter.

As soon as I finished fucking her in the toilet, her thong was back up and she was straight back to the bar carrying my gusset guppies with her.

by Joosty October 26, 2017

Gusset Nugget

When you shit your pants on accident or from inability to hold it any longer and lay out a ripe, steamy turd in your grunders.

Having lost my ability to pinch any longer and still miles from the nearest bathroom, I dropped a gusset nugget and cleaned up at the next rest area.

I was walking to the shitter when I lost all control and pinched a gusset nugget.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

gunseli

gunseli: also known as a gunseliasaur this mild creature is awsomeness

person1: that girls such a gunseli
person2: rawr :3

by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrasaur November 8, 2009

Gusset Guitar

The shifting aside of a ladies underwear to allow for easier access to delicate underparts...

A: How was your date with that hottie last night?
B: Not bad, got a bit of gusset guitar action.
A: Well done sir!

by HairierThanYou April 11, 2011

Gunsel

As used in the movie The Maltese Falcon a gunsel refers to a young man "kept" by an older "sugar daddy". The word is apparently Yiddish -- meaning little goose -- and is used in the same way as the Yiddish word for "little bird" is used to refer to a male homosexual.

Sam Spade to Caspar Gutman "...and keep your gunsel away from me".

by Genma Saotome May 16, 2021

crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.

Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.

by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 4, 2018

Gunst

1) To completely miss the point of a plot, story, movie, book, or conversation.

2) To state false information based on a fundamental misunderstanding of a plot, story, movie, book, or conversation.

Jack: The Lincoln Lawyer is a book about a lawyer who saves money on cars by buying fleet vehicles.

Jill: Not it's not. You really Gunsted that one.

by GrammarNazi012 January 6, 2012