Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020

Guerilla Warfare

When a man is performing sexual intercourse with a woman doggy style, the man spits on the woman's back in order to trick her into think he has ejaculated. When the woman turns around to check, the man quickly ejaculates on her face whilst throwing a handful of pubes at her.

Jane: Why does Mandy have pubes stuck to her face?
Steve: Jim found out she was cheating on him last night, so he decided to give her a bit of Guerilla Warfare

by TheBrownAvenger December 19, 2011

Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).

I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!

by Muireled August 14, 2010

gluberous

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective

I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.

by kmbendigo February 1, 2008

gobermouch

One who attempts to make another's life better against the will of the other. Oversimplified: one who meddles in another business, a busybody. Philosophically: one who considers his own intellect to encompass and exceed the intellect of another, thereby giving him the right and duty to control the life of another, for the other's own good.

My mom remained a gobermouch, always knowing what's best and tricking me into doing it, even after I turned 18.

by Mike Finland March 23, 2017

Gubernment

Only used in context when bitching about any government entity.

Any monies extracted from the citizenship by any Gubernment is a tax, no matter what the Gubernment calls it, or what spin they put on it.

by AlmostFree March 12, 2008

Guerguina

Pretty girl, Tall, Model-esque, Plays pranks, Serious at times, Responsible, Family oriented.

Guerguina is the definition of it. That girl has it, she should change her name to Guerguina.

by DaveDefines March 2, 2009