Grumption

The quality of a beer mugs 'thumbrest', and its ability to allow one total control over the mug.

A beer mug with perfect or absolute grumption can be picked up with a single thumb. A large amount of beer mugs have good grumption, but the majority are on the lower scale of the grumption continuum.

by Double Dust January 20, 2008

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

grimpsta

one who habitually or criminally pimps one's grandmother, and/or one who habitually or criminally pimps the elderly

I seen this little white grimpsta leave off drinking his pepto-bismizol and crack the bottle right in this wrinkly old ho's face over one 9/11 coupon ($20)

by dillettante October 12, 2006

grumps

adj. Something that is totally awesome

Dude this Burrito is totally grumps yo!

That shit is Grumps!

by Willmerson September 18, 2007

Grumpity

A word used by one to describe another's mood when bad tempered, miserable etc.

Don't talk to him, he's so grumpity today.
Don't be so grumpity!
Why are you so grumpity?

by Ellie_Fant November 2, 2007

grumpsky

To take a big crap or poop.

After that huge meal I had to pinch a Grumpsky.

by dave we March 26, 2008

Sir grumpsalot

1. other of chips alternate personalities, usually comes out when you tell chip about his alternate personalities
2. A very angry person

Oh god, chips turned into sir grumpsalot
Watch out, sir grumpsalots got a knife!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by botaf October 24, 2003