Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grump-rupter

Someone who complains about a certain scene of a movie/tv show for no considerable reason, ruining that specific movie or TV show for everyone, including interrupting others angrily and shutting down their opinions.

“Tanner is being a grump-rupter , he interrupted me angrily as I was trying to state an opinion while watching Big Hero 6.”

by ND1299338 February 20, 2025

Game Grump

the art of skipping the tutorial in a game you've never played

i'm gonna game grump it

by LiamTAT July 31, 2018

Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.

My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump

by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

punch a grump

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

by goner December 22, 2003

Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.

Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.

by bneffer January 6, 2009