grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom.

“My horse has got grufflets”
“Horse shoe me”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

Gryffy

A very amazing dog who is kind-hearted, always there for you, helps you when you are sad, and always brings joy to the room the second they step foot in it. Gryffy is a true blessing to the world and will be in our hearts rather he is dead or alive, mean or sweet, right next to us or far away. We love Gryffy. He is the definition of kind, caring, sweet, funny, handsome and more. If you have a dog named Gryffy/Gryffindor than go up to your dog and thank them for being amazing. Gryffy is pawfect in every way.

My dog Gryffy is amazing.
Gryffy? like the dog that is so amazing that you want to be around him constantly?
Yup! that's him!

by gryffiscool December 21, 2021

Gruffins

An incredibly rough unsatisfying handjob.

Dude I paid this girl for a good time but she gave me a gruffins!

by BuddyBuddie February 19, 2022

Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

gruffbag

The act of making ones partners rectal sphinkter contract violently by squeezing them round the waist in a bear hug.

You dirty gruffbager.
Take this gruffbag bitch.

by Piglover November 6, 2006

dirty old gruffers

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.

I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.

by Fen Boy Fuming February 5, 2015