Noun: A truly honored position, to be a Gustav is to be one of the most elite in ALL of society and human history in general. Gustavs are the unrivaled most attractive and charming people in their generation and are dangerously handsome. They are delicate and powerful, divine and demonic, cute and intimidating, to be confronted with a Gustav is to be bombarded with raw emotion. Gustav is love, Gustav is life, Gustav is everything, GUSTAV will steal your girl.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.
EXAMPLE 1;
Person 1: Woah is that- is that a Gustav? My heart, it's as if it's beating out of my chest! I-I can't! AAAHHH!
Person 2: NO! Wolfgang! The raw influx of emotion simply struck him dead! Oh Gustav, you hilarious prankster!
EXAMPLE 2;
Person 1: You're a real Gustav, Gottfried.
Person 2: Woah! Sorry Rosa, that compliment is a bit too extra for me. I value you just as a friend.
Person 1: *Slaps knee* Friendzoned agaain......
Person 1: Woah is that- is that a Gustav? My heart, it's as if it's beating out of my chest! I-I can't! AAAHHH!
Person 2: NO! Wolfgang! The raw influx of emotion simply struck him dead! Oh Gustav, you hilarious prankster!
EXAMPLE 2;
Person 1: You're a real Gustav, Gottfried.
Person 2: Woah! Sorry Rosa, that compliment is a bit too extra for me. I value you just as a friend.
Person 1: *Slaps knee* Friendzoned agaain......
by WOLFGAAAAAANG March 5, 2019
Get the GUSTAV mug.A person with extraordinary high levels of both intelligence and looks, who completely dominates everything he or she attempts to do.
-Oh my God, I think I just saw a Gustaf.
-Don't give me that crap, there's only one of those in the entire world and I sincerely doubt he'll take a walk here out of all places.
-True that. True that.
-Don't give me that crap, there's only one of those in the entire world and I sincerely doubt he'll take a walk here out of all places.
-True that. True that.
by Leonard L May 1, 2006
Get the Gustaf mug.The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
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Get the Grytata mug.Let's REDEFINE this one, shall we? The accepted English defintion is: "A structure, configuration, or pattern of physical, biological, or psychological phenomena so integrated as to constitute a functional unit with properties not derivable by summation of its parts". This is adequate, however, let's also define the word historically as well. It is really a German word, literally meaning "form", defined as an organized whole in experience. The Gestalt psychologists, in about 1912, advanced the theory which explains psychological phenomena by their relationships to total forms rather than their parts. Also, this word has become useful for discussing musical terms (or a critique on music, rather) in the post-modern sense. It is the "essence", or "foreground" of any given band (or genre) in discussion.
"T. Rex surpassed it's place in the 1970's Glam Rock Movement with a cross-pollination of different musical styles,
while having an influence on pop music today that has endured far beyond bands who had more than seven chords in their entire respective repertoire(s)."
while having an influence on pop music today that has endured far beyond bands who had more than seven chords in their entire respective repertoire(s)."
by Doug E. Doug September 23, 2004
Get the gestalt mug.In spanish, it means " I like to suck on my feet." Usually said by a unsuspecting gringo who was tricked into saying it by a mexican.
John: Jose, How do you say "nice to meet you" in spanish?
Jose: Me gusta chuparme los pies. That is the polite way of saying it.
John: Thanks man.
Jose: Me gusta chuparme los pies. That is the polite way of saying it.
John: Thanks man.
by mexicanprankster January 23, 2011
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