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Grouch-a-sourus

A kid who is less then pleasant to be around.
Tommy is being a Grouch-a-sourus today.
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
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Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.
He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.
by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012
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grouch-burger

A person or living thing that is rude mean and nasty to everyone for no reason other than that they are just extremely grouchy.
My dad was being such a grouch-burger to me for not mowing the lawn and taking the trash out. He yelled at me for ten minutes straight!
by KoolKritter December 24, 2023
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Grouch-Pouch

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.
by xp!ora March 22, 2025
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Grouch Man

A grouch man is a fictional man that checks the category of messy, slut, twink, small, occasionally tall, looks like he hasn't slept in 9 months, mostly evil, commonly mean, very regularly depicted by their black, white, or dark coloured hair.

EX;
Yakov (Guilty Parade)
Nagito (Danganronpa 2)
Rei Suwa (Buddy Daddies)
Hiyori Sou (Your Turn to Die)
Keith (Voltron)
Wolfwood (Trigun/Every variant)

If you want to be really out there, grouch men could include;
Shadow The Hedgehog
Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)
Ben Drowned (Creepypasta)
Omg, he is such a grouch man.
by THELigmaSigma April 20, 2023
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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
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