wisly grisly

Another name for a willy/the male reproductive system.

I wanna see your wisly, your wisly grisly.

by wislygrisly January 2, 2011

Grassy Bore

A method of masturbation in which you take a piece of grass or other thin object (pencil) and slide it into your urethra then out again, as if your were cleaning a pistol. Tends to be painful and only recommended for experienced jack-offs.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that chick last night? She was smokin'.
Person 2: Yeah man, I grassy bored that.
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you?

by Yarrrrrrrrrrr October 18, 2010

Grassyass

An infection of the butthole that results in a green discoloring of the asscheeks. May be confused with the Spanish word for thank you.

My mother has grassyass. Dat shit as green as yo face when my dick went up yo bum.

by The most reliable person October 17, 2012

grassy knollism

a story, specutation or "evidence" that ties in with a conspriacy theory. Relates to the theory that JFK was killed by an assassin on the grassy knoll.

"That's just grassy knollism!"

by Michael Keenan December 1, 2004

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

Grissomism

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.

Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.

by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004

Griss Lock

To 'Griss Lock' means to have forcible or unconsented sex with any animal in a manner similar to the '69' postioning.

To try and attempt the above.

Can also be hyphenated i.e Griss-Lock

Did you hear about Farmer Joe? He fucking griss locked his cows!

I bet Tim griss locks his cat!

by Willba-Beast May 21, 2008