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granny circle

A type of thing for manly men, strictly heterosexual, but no girls allowed !!!! They sit in a circle in their grandma’s basement in their grandmas rocking chairs and go “BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH” while the drill sergeant yells at them to hold out. While they’re in the rocking chairs they are masturbating. And they have blank stares on their faces while they moan and groan. Only for da boyz. Reminder this gay orgy is definitely not gay at all. Then the grandma comes down to see da boyz having fun and decides to leave them alone. This is very sex related. After all da boyz leave, the grandma takes the rocking chairs and eats all the salty ice cream while going “boy this is good, real salty and white but good !!!”. And they all meet on Thursday’s to do this, or occasionally when they’re severely horny. Reminder: This is for very manly and heterosexual men. Totally not closeted at all.
Micheal was in a granny circle next to Ben.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.
by Milean0875 June 19, 2021
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The Grinning Man

The Grinning Man is the name given to one or more mysterious figures that has become associated with various reports of paranormal activity. The grinning man has been reported to be wearing a sparkling green coverall costume with a wide black belt around his waist. He has a very dark complexion, and little round eyes real beady set far apart.
If you see this man get the fuck away from wherever you are and run as fast as you can.
Person 1:I thought i saw the Grinning Man when i was walking home yesterday

Person 2:Really?!???!?!?1

Person 1: I couldn't sleep at all last night.
by Redsnoopy November 19, 2010
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Granny Lane

Trucker Slang. Referring to the right lane or slow lane.
That asshole needs to be in the Granny Lane. He's holding up traffic in the Hammer Lane.
by KingFan43 July 26, 2009
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Granny Day-Blower

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009
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Granny Flip

when a person mixes the drugs LSD, MDMA/ecstasy, and 2CB together
person 1: Hey Newt, wanna go granny flip after my grandmas funeral in memory of her

person 2(Newt): Hell yea dude, maybe we can meet her on the astral plane
by LSDick October 25, 2020
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grainne

an extremely cool and hot girl that is fun and free spirited. pronounced Gron-ya. not grainy, granny, grain, or grenade. shes skinny.
omg shes defenitly a grainne!
by Mandersss December 8, 2010
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Grannyped

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.
1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.
by Smeep August 6, 2007
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