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latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.
When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.
by Harvidge May 6, 2006
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verbal greeting

Upon entering the RC a person would say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening" and render the proper greeting to the number of females and males in the area.
A verbal greeting example is "Good Morning C/Young and Gentlemen." Something that is not an example is Good Afternoon Cadets.
by theunnofficaligoftherc February 20, 2011
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Gretting

1. Gretting
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more. Often includes a jig, perhaps in the bathroom, while listening to music and gretting simultaneously.
I had an amazing gretting the other week, serious jigging.
by Long Haired Homosapien January 6, 2012
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Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.
Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.
I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man
by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011
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greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
by enuss April 12, 2008
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Gretting

Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.
Season's Grettings
by Lucydougal December 19, 2011
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