grenade

The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"

by Amaris August 29, 2003

take the grenade

To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.

see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.

Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"

Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.

by cosmo October 8, 2004

Southern Maryland Hand Grenade

term referring to 10 oz Budweiser cans in Southern Maryland, all can beer can be referred to as such but 10 oz bud is the preferred version

The party seemed over until Buddy showed up with a case of Southern Maryland Hand Grenades.

by oldirtybahen November 18, 2011

dave grenade

A grenade in Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3 that bounces back at the thrower and usually kills him.

"Oh man I just threw a Dave Grenade and it killed me"

by Viperish Fall February 23, 2008

redneck grenade

The improper disposal of solid human waste when camping whereby the producer of said waste tosses it into the camp site of unsuspecting fellow campers.

When camping along the Duck River in Tennessee, Billy Bob pooped on a plate and tossed the redneck grenade like a frisbee onto the river bank where canoers later discovered it in horror.

by RedneckBilly April 29, 2010

party grenade

A person who shows up at a party and explodes with un social acts.

That drunk Asian guy just destroyed your bathroom! He is a big time Party Grenade!

by Gord Jorgensen August 6, 2009

Fag Grenade

any time when a homosexual or metrosexual person flamboyantly erupts into a fit of glee and laughter over exciting news. And the room they're in become loud and unpleasant.

"Did you hear that Simmeon won tickets to 'Guys and Dolls'?

"Yeah, I was with him when he got the call, like someone set off a fag grenade in the room, he couldn't quit jumping up and down and yelling like a school girl"

by bal777 April 25, 2009