greased

to have played, have been played, or made a mistake. (i.e. "caught a grease" "been greased")

when getting a rejection by a girl in a proposal, you've been greased....or when you find out your girl/man was datin your best friend, you've caught a grease....or when you start slippin and get caught in the act, you've greased...or you spontaneously go to the club thinkin its free and you gotta pay $50 or buy a bottle to get in, you've greased....and many many more circumstances

by Bird827 January 1, 2009

greased the railing

When an individual takes a shit and wipes their ass on the seat.

Bill did not like the night time cleaning lady, so he went to the restrooms in the office and then greased the railing .

by richardStabone July 28, 2010

Greased axle

When you are having sexual intercourse and you quickly pull out and pour motor oil on your erect penis. Then you lay down, throw the woman (preferably drunk) on top of you, penetrate her, and spin her around until she vomits.

John: yo the party was crazy last night bro!

Mark: i no i was there!..i found jess in the garage and gave her the greased axle!

John: sickkkkk!

by Fredmike April 13, 2009

Greased Butthole

It is when you get another man's wang juice in and or on your booty-hole.

"God mother trucking English class! You gave me a greased butthole!"

by TittyFuckedInMyAbdominalAnus July 15, 2014

greased

ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word

I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

Hubba Greased

Gettting extremely beaten or owned.

Dang son! You just got Hubba greased! Deet!

by Jordan Shypulski February 19, 2009

greased

To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana

Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003