Zero Gravity

Feeling no pressure. Completely relaxed. Like you're floating in space.

"How you feeling Tony, how's your day?" "I'm feeling zero gravity 'man', feeling great.

by Integrity Bandit June 15, 2018

gravity check

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).

A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Social Gravity

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.

Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.

by Jive Pony May 31, 2010

Gravity Cat

When it is not amused with your actions, it floats in the air and shoots nerve gas out of its ass while continuously spinning around, killing everyone that happens to be in the same room. Yes, you read that correctly. Do not piss off Gravity Cat.

(shown on a movie screen)

Please silence your cell phones.

...................................NOW...................................

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

*floats high up in front of the screen and shoots nerve gas from its ass*

by visiblewind July 6, 2010

Gravity Ducking

The act of not doing work at all in a ICT Class

"Hey John lets start gravity ducking"
"Okay Timmy"

by John Brickmen March 11, 2013

gravity storm

1. Randomly tripping over nothing or one's own feet
2. Randomly falling over due to inebriation. Term originally coined by musician Jimmy Buffet.

1. Josh was walking down the street when he fell to the ground due to a freak gravity storm.
2. Andy was so trashed that he was bound to experience a gravity storm at some point.

by Joe-shwa May 10, 2007