Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

by merdji1 June 21, 2012

Grief Grabber

One who competitively posts obituaries of deceased relatives in the hopes of receiving all the condolences before other relatives do. This requires a keen strealthness and complete lack of proper social tack.

Courtney is such a Grief Grabber she posted her Uncles Obituary on FB before his wife!

by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015

grabbers

when ur nails are long enough to wrap around a dick .

i just got these grabbers done today .

by Michelle Marie January 22, 2019

gramer

A person who acts like a gamer but really only plays Madden, Halo, and GTA. Similar to a douche and has qualities of a jock.

Chad plays Madden and Halo all day and knows nothing else about gamings; he's a gramer.

by Lupin Saiko April 12, 2008

Mr. Banana grabber

I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.

Mr. Banana Grabber: Hey, Look, a seagull, gulp

by George Oscar Bluth December 30, 2008

grammer nazi

Someone who takes every opportunity to correct someone on their grammar, even though they themselves don't know how to spell "grammar." See also hypocrite.

Impostor: Hey guys, don't you know the difference between your and you're? I'm such a grammer nazi.

Sane guy: Wow, you have no idea how stupid you sound.

by stanleyhudsonftw April 10, 2009

grammer nazzi

A person who attempts to correct another's English and does so incorrectly.

Person one: Your face!
Grammer Nazzi: *you're
Person 1: LOL

by Victoria1255 June 28, 2012