Dick With a Graduation Hat

A logical fallacy.

Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...

Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...

Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat

Bored Mom: With loser parents.

by Awesometoast April 7, 2010

sixth grade graduation

When someone of about 15-16 years of age uses his three inches of dissappointment to give an 11 year old the most uninteresting seven minutes of her life.

"dude nascar fucked an 11 year old"
"oh god dude he gave her a sixth grade graduation"
"nah dawg, she's skipped a few grades if you know what i mean"
"yeah and she's a mom too."

by koo koo kachoo motherfucker January 21, 2009

graduation burgers

When someone graduates from school, and you take them out for celebratory hamburgers

Hey Rachel, congrats on your M.A.T. - wanna goto Red Robin on Wednesday and get Graduation Burgers?

by da hamburglar June 2, 2011

Graduation

Something that makes parents cry and make you dress fancy

-Why are you crying?
-I went to my sons graduation

by Punkydeer May 4, 2020

premature grabulation

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option

Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation

by broski mcbroerton October 23, 2009

gradumation

A rather large sexual get-to-gether shortly before or after the graduation ceremonies of the hall of education you and your friends attend.

I hear that some people are going to have a gradumation in the student center, want to bring a camera?

by Dr. Vince May 14, 2008

graduration

To ration food items at the end of the school year to avoid buying groceries before going home for the summer.

Sam: What's for dinner?

Cam: Mr. Noodles, we're down to gradurations.

by howditgetburned June 2, 2011